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Well screw that!

I’ve given up on the blogging applications as… well.. they just don’t do what I’d like them too.
Instead, I’ve gone and installed FCKeditor (great name, huh?) which seems to perform just ever so slightly better than TinyMCE in my opinion, even if it is a bit slower, too. It does, however, look really snazzy as they’ve adopted the Microsoft look. Not sure if that’s necessarily a good thing or a bad thing, to tell you the truth, but it’s something!
Anyway, I’ve had enough of the blog test posts tonight and for a while. This is the last of them.
The server move should almost be done, what with only a few more directories to upload to the site and that’ll happen overnight, I imagine.
In a few minutes, I’ll make a real post. One you’ll give a shit about.
Okay, I’m lying. You won’t give a shit about it… but it was the thought that mattered, kinda like the gift that never stops giving… like Herpes.
I’m not saying my blog is like Herpes. You don’t have to have sex to get it.
Hell, I don’t get to have sex and I write the fucking thing.

Just a Test

So, this is a test blog from a blog application using some nifty protocols.

There isn’t really a point to this at all.

It’s merely just a test. If you’re reading this, you’re either hopelessly devoted to me (lucky me) or bored shitless.

Probably the latter.

Nothing to see here. Move along.

Now playing: The Verve Pipe – The Freshmen


By the time you’ve read this, Dreamhost should’ve redirected to some new space at a different server NOT the one we use at home. That one is on its last legs.

Just to let you know… I’m not dead.

You wish.

I’m tired, but not dead.

I have a whole bunch of topics I plan to write about tonight and tomorrow because a whole bunch of crap has happened in the world I feel like making comments on, and since this is my blog, forget event attempting to try and stop me.

I won’t listen. I’m a stubborn little wanker. Emphasis on the wanker. Note on that, if you’re single and female…

Never mind that!

Err… umm… I’ll writer something later.

Lachlan’s a drunk.

I found a use for “You’ll Love Coles”‘s Diet Cola.

I mean, yeah, you’ll still hate “‘You’ll Love Coles”‘s Diet Cola, and you’ll probably hate every other variant from the “You’ll Love Coles” brand of drinks. In fact, the assertion that you’ll love them because of their “You’ll Love Coles” brand of products might just make you hate Coles permanently.

But regardless, I found out what could be the only way that Lachlan is enjoying that “awesome taste” that Coles’ budget Diet Cola.

Yes, it tastes more like ass, but obviously you’re very unlikely to buy cola branded “RimJob Cola” (okay, maybe you might… it’s bound to taste better than [url=]RC Cola…[/url]) likewise are you likely to drink this stuff by itself.

Unless you’re my Dad.

(He says it’s not [url=]as bad as Pepsi Samba[/url]. I’m not too sure. It’s pretty fucking bad.)

Still, I digress.

What you need to do to make Coles’ Diet-Ass Cola is… mix it with [url=]Malibu![/url]

Yes, that’s right! It’s so simple!

You need a 30 dollar product to make a 99 cent product taste better, and you get an added bonus of getting drunk FREE!
We’re actually having a Wiki-fest with all of those links and references, but before I go nuts and link you to another Wiki in case you don’t know what something is, I’m going to say how I came to this recipe…

You see, I was talking about alcohol with a friend of mine — Iva — over the phone… and while I was pulling out the Absinthe and trying to find out what liquor I had left, I took a gander and saw that I had Malibu.

I’m lying here. I know I have Malibu. I rarely drink the stuff.

Still, I’ve always liked Malibu and Diet Coke, so I figured… what the fuck. It’s not like I’ve got anything left to lose.

The last time I swapped spit with Lachlan’s “awesome taste” Diet Cola, I’m pretty sure I singed half of my flavour nodules on my tongue, so it’s not as if I was wasting anything.

Regardless, it’s not bad. It’s acceptable if you’re a cheap drunk.

And by cheap, I of course mean cheap enough to spend 30 bucks on white rum flavoured with coconut and 99 cents on awful cola.

Why you’d do this? Buggered if I know. I only offer the recipe.

Will Lachlan be the next Jamie Oliver? God I hope not.