Occasionally I buy things with the expressed intention of showing them on my blog to the twenty or thirty people that frequent it.
This is one of those times.
Anyone who reads my blog would have picked up that with my lack of luck in the lust department, I probably wouldn't get to use these until they're damn near expired.
That not withstanding, if you're about to use an Ansell condom for a sexual activity (as opposed to using them as a replacement for chewing gum), "FREE HUGS" is pretty trivial in comparison.