I swear I never thought I'd say this but…
Rudolph's outta gas.
That burrito munching, prune juice guzzling freak of a reindeer must have taken my advice and started munching on the Mylanta and eggplant because he is seriously out of gas.
So, if you got my SMS, consider yourself in the lucky few who knows your presents might be a bit delayed.
And if you didn't, here's what it was:
Ho ho ho! Merry Christm- ah crap. The reindeer won't start. Someone call the NRMA. Christmas presents might be a few hours late…
Happy Chanukaristmas everybody!
Now someone needs to find me three ho's…