You Don’t Know Jack. Seriously.

I need a bald guy doing one of those channel Ten promo ad's going "You Don't Know Jack. Seriously." for this.

When I was living in Dallas, I was an online game tester for Berkerley Systems who worked with Jellyvision on such classics as… well… You Don't Know Jack. I tested online games like Get The Picture (which made it out of beta) and Primetime Pitch (which did not, but I absolutely loved). Acrophobia is still around apparently, but that's technically not a Jellyvision game… or so I'm told.

Anyway, Jack is back… and he's free.

Slutty I know, but if there's one thing I know you should do it's see if you can beat the rest of us trying to survive the Jack Attack.  

Remember children, you'll need to know how to count. Counting is good. Then when you're done… see if you really don't know Jack.

Seriously, it's a lot of fun. The games are worth owning… well, except for the "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" game they made… that was a load of crap, but that's mostly because it has Regis in it and not Cookie, and Cookie owns. 

Quick, someone get me Peter Garrett! He's bald and shiny! I could get him to stand in front of white backdrop, we'd zoom in on the top of his skull and have him go "You Don't Know Jack. Seriously."

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