Paris Hilton's little escape from the big, big house has been put aside and justice has been served as the brat has been sent back.
Pardon me, but this entire charade up until this point felt like it was all one big joke, one big misunderstanding to her if you like. She took it graciously previously, told people she's ready for prison, and then three days into serving the piddling little time she was serving, she gets released.
I don't know about you… but this sounds planned.
I mean she tells people she's going in, she plans to look bold and confident, and she's told to "break down" when she's inside over the course of three days, they send a "shrink" to "analyse" her (and Paris isn't a good enough actress to fool a shrink… hell… have you ever seen One Night In Paris? My hand fakes better orgasms), she "breaks down", the LA Sheriff's office suddenly agrees to go against the court order of jail-time and the further court-order of time NOT served at home by… none other than sending her home.
I don't know Mr. Sheriff sir… you sound like you've been paid off. You don't just go against a judge like that. He'll have your balls. So will the people. And the Civil Rights community.
I mean shit… she's just Paris Hilton. What the hell has she done for the world other than make people more stupid? Shit, she hasn't even made girls sluttier, or if she had I might actually be getting laid.
No, no… jail-time is definitely something she should serve. Jokes aside, she committed a crime and was caught.
But before when she was graciously taking it, now she's acting like a spoiled school brat… but then again, that's what she is isn't she?
Screaming "Mom, Mom, it's not right," a dishevelled Hilton was led away from the courtroom in handcuffs after Superior Court Judge Michael Sauer ordered that the 26-year-old heiress had to serve out her sentence in the Los Angeles women's prison and not under house arrest.
She looked distraught throughout the court proceeding, crying and shaking constantly.
News Ltd.'s News.com.au (who I normally wouldn't trust to report on… well… anything) reported earlier today in a story written by Reuters and AFP.
Well shit, that's cool. I don't even have to thank News Ltd. Go Reuters! Go AFP!
Seriously, "Mom, Mom, it's not right"?! What… so you break the law and endanger peoples lives once, don't learn from the lesson, do it again and yet you NOT dealing with the consequences is right? Shit, let's just fuck the law and do it Paris Hilton's way.
Wait, hold that. Someone from Paris Hilton's legal team probably did fuck the law. Hell, maybe they were promised at the Sheriff's office some of that famous green-night-shot cock sucking in exchange for letting Paris go home.
I'm linking this image from the aforementioned News Ltd. story located over here because I just feel the need to show you how wonderful scenes like this can feel. I mean sure, it's not good for Paris, but she's the girl we all love to hate because… she's a fucking tool. I mean seriously, people have this dolt as a role model even though she does nothing. Famous for being famous? Shit, she's not even good at that!
Mind you, call me a sadist but Paris hasn't looked this good since One Night In Paris … and this is more believable.