Your best friend.

Just in case you thought you were getting away from me for a day, here I am with another useless fact (It’s still technically Tuesday for me as I haven’t gone to bed yet).

Actually, this one is useful as it pays homage to a brilliant man… though mind you, he is the reason why I’m being hunted by a two-digit number… but still, brilliant man nonetheless.

Anyway, next Friday is [url=http://www.towelday.kojv.net/]Towel Day![/url]

Yes, Towel Day lets your fellow travelers know that you know the rules of the universe because you have your towel with you. It’s your best friend. It’ll help you when you least expect it. You can use it as a pillow on a bus, or dry yourself off on a quick lunch time swim at the beach, or even offer it to a girl so that she may rub it all over her naughty bits… but make sure you get it back as you should never leave without your towel.

So make sure to bring it next Friday so you can let everyone know that you are an intergalactic hitchhiker (and that you’re paying homage to [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_Adams]the man behind The Guide[/url]). :)

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