I think I might have accidentally swallowed poison, though I’m not exactly sure.
I used my beard trimmer today and after trimming my beard, I oiled the blades with the crappy oil it came with.
And then I think I washed my hands afterwards.
I’m convinced I did.
I mean, I must have.
And about 10 minutes after that I went to make a sandwich… a roast beef on wholemeal with mustard sandwich.
And I realised after the first bite I might still have had poison on my hands that I washed them again… or for the first time.
I can’t remember.
And now I feel sick.
I probably washed them. I know I at least rinsed them.
Am I going to die?