Bored Games

I came up with a new term for “MILF” tonight:

[b]M[/b]um
[b]I[/b]’d
[b]L[/b]ike
[b]T[/b]o
[b]O[/b]rgasm
[b]N[/b]ow

[b]B[/b]y
[b]R[/b]epeatedly
[b]A[/b]nd
[b]D[/b]eterminedly
[b]L[/b]icking
[b]E[/b]ndlessly
[b]Y[/b]es

Do you think [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milton_Bradley_Company]Milton Bradley[/url] would get pissed if I came up with or proposed a very sexual implementation of Monopoly? I could make Pimpopoly or MILFopoly… or… hmm…

[i]Monopolise me! Yes, baby, monopolise me now! Faster! Okay baby, now buy me a house! Buy me another house! Three houses– wait— four!!! Oh my god… I think I’m going to pass GO!!!![/i]

Damn. The [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parker_Brothers]Parker Brothers[/url] made Monopoly. Oh well. No monopolising orgasm for this blogger.

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