I want to fuck Sarah Silverman

I don’t know what it is about Sarah Silverman, but whatever it is… I want to fuck [url=http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0798971/]Sarah Silverman[/url].

Sounds odd, eh? Not really, you say. You’d be right.

I’m male, probably sexually frustrated (but not because I like the colour purple), almost always horny… so by going on all of those factors, one could say it’s not odd at all that I want to fuck Sarah Silverman.

But it is odd. It’s odd for me.

“Well why, Leigh,” I hear you say. Actually, you don’t say that. You’re probably saying “why the fuck am I reading this sexless fucks’ diary again when I could be doing something better like downloading porn or fucking the postman”.

Well you know what? I’m going to ignore you.

“Well why, Leigh” I hear you say. Well, I’m glad you asked!* I’m going to tell you!

(*Seriously… I couldn’t care less if you were glad to be asked or not. This is my blog. I’ll say whatever the fuck I want.)

You see, I normally won’t proudly say out loud that I want to fuck someone. Oh sure, I’m direct, but I’m not direct enough to say it to their face. Better to mumble it underneath my breath in the hopes that they won’t launch a sexual harassment case against my broke ass just because I said my mind.

But with Sarah Silverman, watching a repeat of the Hugh Hefner Roast where Comedy Central cut Gilbert Gottfried’s brilliant joke to shreds just got me all fired up. Not Gilbert. No way. Too many loose thoughts of Iago. Gilbert’s a fucking master of comedy… but I do not want to fuck him.

I want to fuck Sarah Silverman. Hearing the way she handles word phrasings about sex and watching her lips and [url=http://www.jesusismagicthemovie.com/i/heeb_1600x1200.jpg]looking at her face[/url]… gawd… it doesn’t matter that she’s 13 years my senior, I still want to fuck Sarah Silverman.

If you do [url=http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&q=sarah+silverman&btnG=Search&meta=]a search on Google for Sarah Silverman[/url], you get results for an interview, Sarah Silverman raping comedy, and an even some site saying [url=http://www.everwonder.com/david/silverman.html]”I Love Sarah Silverman!”[/url] but you don’t get any sites specifically saying that they would like to fuck Sarah Silverman so that’s what this post is for.

I want to fuck Sarah Silverman. I’ll say it again.

I want to fuck Sarah Silverman.

Wait… do I?

Maybe I just want an Aussie retailer or distributor to get Jesus Is Magic released in Australia so I can watch it, enjoy it, and then jack off to it.

Or maybe I just have a deluded fantasy reality where I think that [url=http://www.tjff.com/2006/press/images/sarah_silverman_3.jpg]Sarah Silverman[/url] is [url=http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Amanda-Peet/Amanda-Peet-16.JPG]Amanda Peet[/url].

Maybe I’m just confusing Sarah for a girl who went to my Uni who lived in the Eastern Suburbs and looked a lot like Sarah, too.

Either way, I still wouldn’t mind getting to know Sarah Silverman.

Sorry… was that too nice? I mean “fucking Sarah Silverman”.

See, I told you the next post I’d make would be about sex.