Brett Ratner is a tool.

I suppose if you've already seen Xmen 3, you knew that. Sure, nice effects but pointless and felt like a waste of a story.

Oh, and then there's Rush Hour 3. Pure shudder.

But now Brett Ratner wants to start that brain up and put a Guitar Hero movie into action.

Guitar Hero. A game where you pretend to be a guitarist and play rhythm games to match the songs you enjoy playing to.

What the fuck?

What's next: Dance Dance Revolution: The Movie? Elite Beat Agents might actually work, but I'm not sure if I'd pay 15 bucks to see lots of Japanese girls jump up & down while they play the DDR game to save the entire world from the world of err… err… evil anti-DDR conglomerates!

Well… I might if there was nudity… but it'd have to be gratuitous.

Really fucking gratuitous.

Seriously Brett… couldn't get the money to make another Rush Hour? 

 

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  • Boowahaha. i hope it is gratuitous. I would probably still not pay for it though. Probably just find the cut down version with just the gratuitous scenes cut together…

    8:49 pm August 30, 2008 Reply
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