Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-02-07

  • I know it's late and I shouldn't be hungry, but I am… and this challah rocks. #
  • Viagra. Cialis. These are acceptable subjects for spam. Me? I get chinchilla spam. #
  • VERY tempted to sign up to t-post. #
  • Watching the blonde stereotype with caked on make-up talk as she gets off the bus. I wonder if she struggles to keep her voice that high. #
  • Bus stops. Person 1 walks in: Do you stop at Wynyard? Person 2: Do you stop at the Quay? Waits for Person 3 to order a Happy Meal. #
  • Bah. No Mass Effect 2 here. Please let me be paid so I can go buy thee. #
  • Love thy Trendsmap. http://trendsmap.com/ #
  • Just misread "Monopoly Fishing" as "Monopoly Fisting". What a game that would be. #
  • Really should have had a V or Red Bull today. Not even sugar is helping. Only one more hour. #
  • Ooo. There's a Converse store at Broadway. #
  • Still not sure about Caprica. #
  • I can't believe the market at Market City doesn't have the green tea with brown rice in it. *sigh* #
  • Today's Affirmation: I will not turn Monopoly into a sex game. I'll turn some other board game into one. #
  • Note to self: must stop tweeting before I reach 6,000 tweets thus proving I have no life. #
  • Crap. Well that didn't work. #
  • RT @garystark: Dismantling The Shed today. 1pm, http://www.radio2rdj.com #
  • I don't pay you to be a monkey. I pay you to be a good monkey! #
  • Agh too many good headphones… not enough ears! #
  • Huh. Bar Century has reopened. That's been closed for ages. #
  • *sigh* That's another crappy muffin around the corner from work. I think I may have to buy cereal. Pretty damning if you're the MuffinMan. #
  • Hey! There's a Mocha camcorder at Sony's event! Just like @damianfrancis's hair! #
  • Ah. Sushi. My friend. #
  • "40GB PS3's for $299 at GAME!" 299 for a 2nd hand PS3. Really good. As seen on EcoGamer. #
  • If I stop by Byteside tonight, it'll only be for a few minutes. #
  • Didn't make it to #Byteside. Bought Mass Effect 2 and went to dinner with Juliet instead. #
  • Mass Effect 2. Bioshock 2. Heavy Rain. These are all reasons why my book is taking longer to write. Or excuses. #
  • There are six billion people on this planet. If you can make one percent smile, you've done something worthy of applause. #
  • The G string is apparently dead for women. What will replace it? Nudity? #
  • There's something almost entertaining about Engadget's post about comments being turned off having a "0" in the "Discuss" box. #
  • Hello Melbourne weather system. I didn't realize we were on speaking terms. #
  • Good to know the buses on Parramatta Rd suck on rainy days as much as Bondi Rd. Or bad to know. Either / or, really. #
  • This bus smells like someone bathed in hash browns which means this bus smells like hash browns. That's just mean. #HungryInAHat #
  • I love resourced news because it means I can read such fine writing as "Read more in The Sun." with no link. #TryAgainNewsLtd #
  • The sky is falling! The sky is falling! #
  • I just walked from Woolloomooloo (work) to Glebe (home). My shirt has gone from white to transparent. #
  • Has imaginary evil marsupials gnawing at his shoulder. #
  • Urgghgrumblegrumblepizzagrumble #
  • Blah. Taxi isn't on time. Still not here. Surely prebooking in a central place like Glebe should be easy. #
  • Back in Sydney and heading to Glebe. This day was great. #
  • More stories like this please. Makes being a video producer easier. :P #
  • Is it legal for a cabbie not to turn on the meter? It doesn't look very on. #
  • Doesn't look very on at all. http://twitpic.com/11atnp #
  • Almost finished editing clip from today. :) #
  • Huh. Should probably eat something. #
  • When will big sites running on WordPress start using mobile plugins like WPTouch? It's not as if you're strained for choice! #
  • Please have better Premiere / Soundbooth integration next version, Adobe. Pleeeeeasssseeeee. #
  • I keep getting spam about Russian queens (mail-order brides). Do gay men get messages about Russian kings? #
  • Going to attempt to turn off my brain this weekend with Mass Effect and writing. May even attempt yoga. #YogaCameraGuyInAHat? #
  • Ever wonder how V8 Supercars are made? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG5IPrasDhQ #
  • At home. Working on a project. Eating pasta. Writing. Playing Mass Effect. Having no life is a pain. #
  • Why is everyone saying good morning to me right now? #
  • Hasn't gone outside today. Too rainy. Like Seattle and London gave birth. #
  • Is there a flash flood warning in effect? #
  • Because if not, there should be. #
  • Blah. Still at home. Still playing Mass Effect 2. Should probably go out soonish. Goodfoot still on? #
  • The worst part about Mass Effect 2 is how it tells you how much time it's taken out of your life: 16 hours, 43 minutes so far #
  • I've been inside all day. Sheesh. #
  • "I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees. That is a joke." #
  • Any opinions on the clothing brand 3 Wise Men? #
  • Aaagh!!! The On-Air light works! It's not just my imagination! http://is.gd/7RRlk #
  • From SMH: "Three dead in pole crash" <– I look at that and think of a stripper pole falling on someone. #
  • Meow. #
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