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Have some links and random crappy factoid-informational-bullshit… courtesy of me…

The animator strikes vengeance into the heart of the animated!!! And then… he makes a ghastly mistake … mwahahahaha!!!

ATI and Valve (the makers of Half-Life and Half-Life 2) are being nice to people who have ever bought an ATI Radeon video card. This includes my Radeon 7000, my 9600XT that Ricky has never given back to me (damn you already… just give it back so I can make a render monkey box), and my current X800 in my machine. It also includes the piece of crap X550 that both my brother and Dad have. What's stupid about this deal is that most of what they're offering is already free, but they are giving us Radeon owners cheaper prices on some of their games even going so far as to cut the price of games like Episode One in half.

Shit, buying that online is now a hell of a lot cheaper than going to EB… then again, everything usually is.

Fruit-flies might have free will. This pisses me off because it means that the bloody things flying around in our kitchen are there not just because there's food (sometimes) in our kitchen, but they might also be doing it just to piss me off. I'll show them. I'll show them all. Meet Mr. Vacuum Hose… mwahahahahahaha!!! 

Pop Tarts have been discontinued in Australia . You don't really care. I don't. Sign the petition anyway to make Australians fatter– I mean to make people pretend to still buy them. No, really– we still buy them! :P 

And here are some Cel-Shader links for Lightwave people that I'm just too lazy to bookmark! It's not that I'm too lazy to bookmark them, but rather my bookmark list is so bloody big that I would be here for a year before finding it. 

In other news, I was watching a piece of porn the other day and this was the info bit associated with it:

Crystal Ray runs out of gas and has no money! What is she to do!? So she decides to ask some of the locals for some help, and they are more then happy to help out such a cute young blonde so long as she helps them out in return of course!

Geeze… she really got the short end of that stick even if there were four of the sticks that weren't all that short. Who the fuck trades in being hammered and DP'd by four guys for a tank of gas? Would I be able to buy a car off of her for a bucket of slugs and a six-year old Yellow Pages? I'm not sure I'd want it… there'd probably be stains abound… but still…

Michael Shanks has a blog! He's the guy who played Daniel Jackson on Stargate SG1. He seems as cynical and sarcastic as I am… so if you like my blog but want to hear cynicism from the mouth or fingers of someone who people actually might end up giving a shit about or at least having some respect for then try his blog out. But don't stop reading mine… 

…Especially because I have a new feature I'm working on. I'm going to start filming a short segment to go online (hopefully automated) each week about me trying Asian crap from the Asian supermarkets to see really what is out there. If any of it causes my head to explode, bonus points to them! None to me… as… I'll be dead…

This message is brought to you by another random blog entry of the guy with the Trilby hat and freak hat.

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