The Britney Diet

Saw this a couple of weeks ago while waiting for a lunch that some friends were taking me out for… thought the few people who read here might be interested in it.

If you’re not… well… why the fuck are you reading this? Seriously, go out and read a book or fuck someone.

Shit.

Anyway… it’s The Britney Diet!!!

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All you have to do is get together with someone named Kev and then dump them and you too will lose 25 kilograms!!!

Shit, I wonder what [url=http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/health/HealthRepublish_1556663.htm]Atkins did wrong[/url] if he couldn’t come up with such brilliant dieting as this shit.

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