Seriously… “slinky links”?!?! That’s the best I can come up with at three in the morning?!
Christ… I really do need to get laid.
Donate the use of an orifice to Leigh and call now… an operator is standing by… probably jerking himself off… we told him not to… but he never listens to us so there isn’t a whole lot we can do about it. Volunteer work is like that.
Anyway…
Do you remember [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two_all_beef_patties,_special_sauce,_lettuce,_cheese,_pickles,_onions_on_a_sesame_seed_bun.]the old Macca’s Big Mac[/url] song? Well it’s gotten one step better. [url=http://break.com/index/mcdonalds_drive_through_rap.html]Sort of.[/url] Disturbingly, it’s better than Australian Idol. Hell, at least the material this guy has done is original.
However, in case Macca’s doesn’t interest you, how about [url=http://www.smh.com.au/news/tv–radio/iron-chef-arrives-to-prove-his-mettle/2006/11/27/1164476134166.html]an expensive dinner made by a cult chef[/url] (cult… chef… yep, I’m not kidding) which would have been incredible (not to mention incredibly expensive)… or if you want to waste your money on something else, how about [url=http://youtube.com/watch?v=EuzIlq2kUHA]a really, really, really big model plane[/url].
Too much stuff in the world… not enough money or time.
Screw the money or time.
I’ll take the women… or sex… or… fuck it… I don’t even know anymore.