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My dreams suck.

I had a dream last night that I was mugged. Regular people dream about sex or shopping or fantasies. Walking through the forest with their…

Free advertising at a realistic price (free)

I saw this the other day so I'm giving it free advertising… for making me laugh. In case you're looking for property, it's in Surry…

Rudolph’s outta gas…

I swear I never thought I'd say this but… Rudolph's outta gas. That burrito munching, prune juice guzzling freak of a reindeer must have taken…

Eclipse of the heart

It should be known that I don't like the "Total Eclipse Of The Heart" song very much. It's not the best song. Click the image…

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