I forgot my belt today.
My waist feels more free than it ever has in years of servitude. I keep it locked behind chain & key (or at least buckle & hole) and now it is freeeeeeeee.
It even has more e's than the Eee.
But I still feel odd without it. As if I need to constantly watch or hold onto my belt loops just in case it could fall down at any second revealing my hairy chicken legs and Casper white thighs.
My old Russian Art teacher jokingly suggested over email that I use the D700 strap as a belt.
Hmm…
Could this be the world's first and only full-frame belt?
…yeah. Not super effective and holding pants up. Nice try, though. Very stylish.