My dreams suck.

I had a dream last night that I was mugged.

Regular people dream about sex or shopping or fantasies. Walking through the forest with their mates, staring at girls, having lustful events, going to Disneyland. Not specifically in that order or at the same time. You get the picture.

I dream about having the crap kicked out of me for my shoes.

That's right. My shoes. The muggers stole my bloody shoes.

Started taking their shoes off and took mine instead.

What the bloody hell is wrong with my brain that I get to dream about people beating the crap out of me for my footwear instead of having sex with girls?! 

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