Porn for literary fuckwits. Like me.

Here's an interesting translation of some erotica I wrote tonight while speaking about the subject to a friend…

But before I do… a warning:

The following lines of text might make you aroused, confused, disturbed, bored, annoyed, irritated, disgusted, or convulse and explode. Reader discretion is advised.

Ok… so we start with the following statement…

"Oh yes. Let me fuck you. I'm fucking you in your tight ass. You're tight because I'm so big. Yeah bitch."

…and then with a bit of literary tact (I'm lying about that bit), we can turn it into…

"Such joy as I pound your tight virginal asshole with my throbbing member the size of a small Ethiopian child! I let it breach your insides, in and out, in and out, until war is made with several countries!"

Shakespeare would be proud. 

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