Fuck.
How does "buy me a cheap cello" translate to "buy me a moderately priced violin"?
I can play the cello! I just get frustrated at the violin!
Fucking hell. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck Fuck.
This is why you don't fucking buy an instrument without the person there.
For fuck's sake.
I've never expressed dislike for any birthday present — belated or otherwise — up to this point.
This is just fucking stupid.
This was why I wanted to buy a 40 buck violin myself eventually. Not a 350 buck violin for fuck's sake.