Toire wa doku desuka?

The answer to the question which is "toire wa doku desuka" is as simple as a click of a button.

You see… I found the answer by sheer accident.

While looking for an image, I came across…

TOILET MAP!!!

And the worst thing about Toilet Map is that tax payer money was wasted on the design, programming, and implementation of it.

I'm not saying that Toilet Map doesn't have any uses. As a health issue, I think the notice and mapping of toilet facilities is an excellent idea, especially one run as part of the National Continence Management Strategy.

I just think that if the government has gone to all this trouble and has put lots of tax payer money into it, why the hell haven't they kept it up-to-date? I mean hell, the last update was April 9, 2006. That's a year and a half ago! I mean seriously, what if the toilet you choose to visit when you map out your route is closed down!

What then?!

Why isn't this an election issue?! (Hint to The Chaser: make it an issue. Credit me later.)

You'd think that with Mr. Howard being so close to needing to see a doctor about possible continence management strategies of his own, something like this would be more beneficial and it would appear in the news post haste. 

I personally like the idea of their Suggest a toilet facility. I think I'd add Kirribilli House. I mean sure, I know it won't get in there as it's not a public toilet. But with the amount of shit that flows in and out of that place, it just seems like the perfect toilet to add in.

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