When you're me, one of the things that you're constantly thinking of and you're lucky to go a moment not thinking of is sex. While I want it (duh), I still don't actually get it for some reason or another.
Anyway, today one of the subjects I got to thinking about is something I'm calling vaginal discrimination.
Vaginal discrimination is – how I see it – the act of discriminating against the penis when connected with or without a vagina.
Okay, so that doesn't make a lot of sense. Just bear with me for a second as I try to pound something out.
Consider if you will that condoms are considered the "normal" method of promoting safe sex. I've got nothing wrong with this but…
What the hell happened to all of those other forms of protection I was taught about growing up?
First off we've got diaphragms. Where did they go? Shit, I'm still not entirely sure how they work. Would someone like to show me? Anyway, so we have these diaphragms that go inside women but can you find them anywhere? No.
Then we have the female condom. I remember hearing about these a few years ago. It was similar to a male condom, but the girl put it inside of herself. While I know these were rarer than they otherwise ought to be, can you find them easily? No…
In fact, head on over to your local supermarket and you'll find that the sexual hygiene product area is filled with condoms and lotions. I don't have a major problem with condoms being the chief protection method. Guys usually don't do enough as it is; that's pretty much fair.
But let's take this one step further.
What about the act of oral sex?
If I want to get a blow job, the use of condoms is the suggested method to avoid the transmission of diseases. Most people are unlikely to use them, but the method is still there if they'd like to go down that road.
But say I want to go down on a girl: where the hell do I get a vaginal dam? That's considered the medium to use to promote safe sex for cunnilingus but where do you get them. Surely you should be able to find them in the same aisle as condoms in your local supermarket if people in the world are really out to help promote and educate about safe sex.
Something has to be done about this. What about all the people that want to go down on their lady without the fear of catching something from the musky nether-regions of that special someone.
Vagina's are being discriminated against and that's just not right. If you plan to eat pussy, you should be given the right to choose whether you want it raw or covered in a raincoat. Chances are that you're going to be doing it au naturale but the choice should still be yours.
So if you feel like something should be done…
If you're a guy and you want the delicate sweets of your lady love but you don't dig the taste…
If you're a girl and you're planning to go all out and dine on the muff tonight but are unsure of any "issues"…
If you want a vaginal dam, head into your local Coles or Woolies and demand that vagina's get equal treatment to penises.
It's only fair.