Random Commentary

Yes, my randomness is back. This time in a slightly larger dose. I'll be commenting on random stories AND providing you with random links.

Go figure. I kind of feel a need to contribute some selective randomness right about… now.

Doctor Who apparently has some massive changes coming, with even the possibility of David Tennant leaving. This is just getting pathetic. First, Tennant's charisma is brilliant and he makes a genius Doctor. But I'm really getting sick of this problem where everyone feels this constant need to change the damned program every ten minutes. Seeing Russell Davies go won't be such a bad thing I don't think. He's a good writer, but I don't think he'd lead the Doctor Who story all that far. Plus Freema Agyeman's character of Martha is a good one (and she plays it well), but like how Aaron Sorkin was over-obsessed with the love story in Studio 60, the Doctor-Rose love story from the past few years is over… and yet it's still going on. I mean shit… I don't watch Doctor Who to hear the story turn into a lovesick tragedy every ten minutes. If I want that, I'll go watch that ER show… I mean shit, you could tell me that ER was about hospitals and doctors and operations and such, but I'd just tell you it's about irritating love triangles.

Even though I'd have a few love triangles with some of its cast members.

Anyway, speaking of TV another canceled TV show has been saved. Did someone actually want to watch According To Jim? Shit, I don't even think Jim Belushi would watch it. Let me get this straight: a junk sitcom that nobody gave a shit about has been revived but not Studio 60? All 9 of my regular readers will have picked up on my bias with this show because it really is a great piece of entertainment. However, ABC needs to send its programmers over to NBC so they can get shows like Studio 60 back on the air and NBC needs to send some of its terminating crew to ABC to tell them what a piece of utter shit According To Jim is. Shit, it's Jim Belushi for fuck's sake. Jim… James… not John! John was the talented one. He had style and soul. What does Jim have? Well… according to Jim… he has According To Jim. That should say it all there, people.

Hooray for mundane sitcoms!

It's mundane sitcoms like that which are making people more stupid.

Here, have some stupid fucking people: Man tries to scam Walmart with a self-checkout of a $5 plasma screen (yeah, you're soooo smart), an idiot creates a waterless swimming machine (I wonder if he ever actually got it working where he didn't make himself look like a tool), and which idiot thought it would be a smart idea to staple an anti-AIDS ribbon to a condom making it unsafe?!

Okay, I'm lying. Stupid-ass sitcoms aren't making people more stupid. A lot of people are just plain stupid to begin with.

Like those people who stand in the middle of an escalator. If it isn't already infuriating that we have to deal with pricks who won't move on the right hand side, then we have to deal with people standing in the middle. What the fuck– do those moving black rails scared the living shit out of you? Stand next to one. It's not like it's going to embed it's rubbery grip in your ass, though I wouldn't mind if it did so I COULD GET PAST YOU.

Jesus Christ. Okay, calm down Leigh. There are no lazy and stubborn escalator assholes in your home right now. Just calm down…

…and take a look at this. See, this is funny. This was created by intelligent people who like to poke fun at the idiots who think Second Life is an engaging experience.

And then there are people standing up for the rights of their dogs . Why? Because councils like to exert power because they're often ran by people whose heads are shoved way too far up their own asses. Huh. Sounds like the politics of the place I live. 

This is intelligent too. If George Bush stands up for being all right and "Piracy Is Bad!" and everything then getting his two little girls to meet the RIAA in a game of "The Hypocratic Oath" should be perfectly fine. I mean, who doesn't love a good game of "The Hypocratic Oath"… In fact, if Mr. Bush somehow had something intervene so his daughters didn't get in trouble, he would be the star of "The Hypocratic Oaf".

Mind you, he probably is regardless. 

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