This blogging system has just pissed me off.

So here I am, writing a blog about how hot [url=http://neuromancerwp.free.fr/Elisha%20Cuthbert%2008%20-%20carbon.png]Elisha Cuthbert[/url] is and making comments about stupid celebrity blogs that blast her because she [url=http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0511/elisha-cuthbert-lip-wax-08.jpg]has a bit of facial hair[/url] when along comes my Firefox and blogging engine and — working together no doubt on the tip-off from those stupid celebrity blogs — goes ahead and refreshes my page so I lose all my blog.

Thank you blogging engine and Firefox, but mostly I can probably thank Windows. No matter what, it’s Windows’ fault. Always.

So if someone is really obsessive about facial hair and say meets Elisha Cuthbert in a Starbucks and you talk and she talks and you all talk even though the medical world is entirely confused how a guy without a mouth can talk… regardless, you get to talking and she asks you out… instead of being obsessive about the facial hair and saying “sorry but I can’t go out for drinks with you tonight, Elisha… your fuzz on your face just turns me way off” you can say “sorry but I can’t go out for drinks with you tonight, Elisa… my Windows installation has fucked up once again and I need to get it fixed immediately. You can come back to my place and we can have some wine, I’ll make some dinner, and we can install Windows together.” Who knows… if that works, you might just be able to see some fuzz of a different kind. One that is guaranteed to turn you on.

Isn’t that delightful though?

Windows can now become the romantic evening you’ve always wanted.

[b][u]Women: [/u]
Are you sick and tired of your man always turning to his World Of Warcraft computer game instead of paying attention to you?

Have you been asking him “does my bum look big in this?” for weeks now only to get the response “provided you’re not a level 12 rogue, it’s all good”?

Are you tired of all his (your) money going into that monthly fee instead of new shoes for you?[/b]

[b]Well the Windows command “regedit” might just be for you![/b]

Wouldn’t that be a charming way to get couples to rekindle their relationships.

A glass of red… a nice roast… roses… candlelight… and a copy of Windows installing in the background… it might be just what the doctor ordered for a relationship.

No more reasons for [url=http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0611/lindsay-lohan-halloween-02.jpg&info=Lindsay%20Lohan%20Halloween%20Costume%20Pictures]dressing up like a complete slut[/url] to try to get more guys to grab your ass to make your boyfriend or husband jealous.

It’s just you, regedit, and the delete key.

It’s so romantic, I think I might start crying. Or orgasming. Both are the same these days.

Like when [url=http://www.clubvw.org.au/images/herbie_Mvc-027s.jpg]Herbie[/url] and I got together… we got [url=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0400497/]fully loaded[/url] and so smashed… it was just me and [url=http://www.ukquad.com/lovebug.jpg]The Love Bug[/url] (as he likes to be called)… we were drinking and doing some nasty shit and then [url=http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0611/lindsay-lohan-halloween-slutty-04.jpg&info=Lindsay%20Lohan%20Halloween%20Costume%20Pictures]along comes Lindsay to show us who’s really the nasty one[/url].
Seriously, I have nothing against the way she’s dressed up for Halloween… but somehow, I didn’t think of [url=http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0611/lindsay-lohan-halloween-slutty-10.jpg&info=Lindsay%20Lohan%20Halloween%20Costume%20Pictures]Lindsay’s black-panty ass[/url] when I was watching Mean Girls.

Okay, maybe I did… but that’s entirely not the point.

And wow… [url=http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/1772/2447/1600/11173888mmateo111200635821PM.jpg]how far has Michelle Trachtenberg come[/url] from The Adventures of Pete & Pete? She’s the Snow White, in case you’re wondering. I mean… wow. I wouldn’t watch [url=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0356150/]Eurotrip[/url] since it looks like junk, but I’d gladly look at her all day.

And then a policeman would likely come and read me my rights and arrest me for stalking.

No, seriously… I wouldn’t stalk anyone. I’m far too lazy for that.

But what is it about Halloween that makes all the hot girls seem even hotter? Must be those costumes. Damn costumes.

If costumes were a thing of normality, I imagine that people wearing regular clothes would be hot when they did. Weird that.

Life is funny. But not too funny. Only funny enough.

Funnier than the Paris Hilton sex tape, though. No wonder [url=http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/paris-hilton/paris-hilton-likes-eating-more-than-fing-001826]she prefers eating to sex…[/url] have you seen that video? [url=http://leighlo.flollop.com/index.php?/archives/24-The-Nutjob-of-Gauge.html]The Tugjob Of Self[/url] could do a better job than that.

Granted, it wouldn’t be as interesting to look at, but The Tugjob Of Self would likely be better at it than The Bane Of The Hilton Empire.

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