I just got a piece of spam that had the subject “Can’t stand sex all night long?”
My immediate thought was ‘Fuck… I wish.’
Seriously, if i ever complain about all-night-long sex, it’s probably time to take me out to the fields to shoot me.
And I don’t mean shooting a cock all over me. That’s just pointless. If I’m already over an all-nighter of sex by that point, then shooting either or both a cock and a cunt at or on or over or whatever me isn’t going to make a lick of a difference.
And neither will licking it.
Seriously. I don’t even know why I’m still up.
I’ve got piss all material to work with at 3.37 am and I should probably head to bed.
I’d love to answer back the person who wrote the message “Can’t stand sex all night long?” and complain to them that it’s not so much that I can’t stand sex all night long, but rather that I can’t get sex all night long. If they could point me in a direction that didn’t involve the changing hands of a monetary value, that’d be appreciated.
Who knows. Spam might be good for something.