One of the worst was run on Gizmodo. Seriously, I'm all for complicated jokes but pretending you're infected with a new virus and making every post seem like a spam message from hell gets really fucking annoying after the third post. It went on way too long, guys.

Some people, however, came up with jokes that didn't suck. Here's my list of April Fools Day pranks that were actually pretty cool:

• Portal's Companion Cube in God of War on the PSP – Probably one of my favourite jokes. Genius. Freakin' genius.
• The Guardian newspaper makes the move to Twitter – Possibly the best April Fools Day joke in a long time. It's not worth me describing but it is worth you visiting. Then laughing… a lot.
• Blizzard's Diablo III character, The Archivist – If you're a gamer, the sheer concept of this will make you collapse in a heap laughing your ass off. You have to appreciate Blizzard for all the work they do even going so far as to give some videos showing this character in action. 
• YouTube's new viewing experience – You have to give YouTube credit for stating the bleeding obvious and managing to make a successful joke while doing so.
• Your Wii Fit Balance Board has decided not to work – Not so much an April Fools Day prank but rather an Easter Egg the developers of Wii Fit left in, this little screenshot shows how Nintendo let its title get in on the action of the day.
• Expedia offer $99 flights to Mars – Very cool. "Save over 3 trillion dollars!" NASA need to book through Expedia, seriously. When click on "Earth," the advertising touch telling you you'll get planet-wide savings on Expedia is nice.
• Opera face gesture control – This is one of those that's truly been made for the geeks. I like gesture control and it's not the first time I've seen it done, but this way of browsing the web would probably create laughter as opposed to a useful browsing experiene.
• Someone releases a game that's not out till July… and people line up for it – Kotaku are right. This was mean. Really mean… poor bastards. But still… it is hilarious.
• Guitar Hero… with yodeling – Never ever let me say that some of the people at Microsoft are geniuses.
• Google's Auto-Pilot email response system – Creative… but I'm feeling there's a loss of impact here.
• Google's 3D Web Browsing – Okay. That's excellent, Google. More like that. 
• Twitter to start making money – As good of a joke as this is, you can sort of expect this to become fuel for more irritating chain letters.
• New dollar sign symbol reflects world economy – Creative and logical. Let's start using it!
• USB Pet Rock – Classic.
• Portal Shirts – Like the USB Pet Rock above, ThinkGeek come up with something genius. Me, I just want to know how they did GlaDOS so well…

See. Some excellent jokes this year. There was also one that wasn't an April Fools Day joke but yet rated highly as one that could've been one: Google Classic.

This year, I had a rather indifferent idea.

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Introducing the Nikon iPod or the niPod. The idea is an iPod Classic merged with a Nikon Coolpix camera modeled off of something like the S52c.

You can read all about it The Gadget Grill where the announcement landed.

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Honestly, it's not my best work. It's good Photoshop work but not a great AFD joke. 

We actually were working on something big but it didn't get out in time. I think I've put far too much creative energy into my Easter Boxes, to be honest, and didn't start working on the April Fools Day stuff 'till late.

It seems strange but apparently my work – Cybershack – didn't have any April Fools pranks of their own in the past. I don't know but that just doesn't feel right.

An April Fools Joke is a way to give the few people who check it out a way of saying "I love you" while royally screwing their heads up. And who doesn't like a good screwing? I mean seriously… that's what life is for!

Sort of.

There are degrees where we step over the limit and if a joke becomes sad or offensive, it loses all its value.

Luckily, this year I stuck to my roots and values with the creation of a few that we just funny. Not sick funny but funny nonetheless.

Interviewing the cast of Half-Life & Portal

This year, my big joke was to have something for Cybershack… and this was something no one would really expect.

As the writer and Roaming Reporter for Cybershack Radio, it is quite common for me to make the trek out to events and interview celebrities.

But what about the characters of the game that no one really speaks to?

Everyone who knows Half-Life knows the Crowbar. The weapon that serves Gordon Freeman more faithfully than Alyx ever will, the Crowbar is what Arthur Dent & Ford Prefect would have if they were Gordon Freeman and didn't have a towel. It is brilliant. It is saviour.

And it has quite a temper as you'll see in my interview with it.

Crowbar Interview

Then there was the other interview. The Crowbar made his way to Cybershack and my original version had bad volume so I apologise to anyone that found the audio fluctuating like a bat out of hell being chased by Harry Potter fanatics at the launch to his next book (is there a next book? I don't read those books; it's just a metaphor, damnit). 

The next interview wasn't quite so lucky as I only finished cutting it during my lunch… which was, coincidentally, when the whole "April Fools" thing ended.

This interview was with a rising starlet: the Portal Companion Cube. A note… she's very quiet, and for all intents & purposes, Kotaku Australia's Logan is dead in this "interview". Incinerated. The Cube can be a bitch.

Weighted Companion Cube Interview

And that was my gaming batch. After that, we had one we actually took longer to make.

Kodak Tri-X Compact Flash Film Card

I frequently get asked how I make my black & whites and the answer is always "I have an eye for black & white, not for colour." I mean, that's always going to be a problem with the digital sector: the colour issue. Everyone shoots in colour on a digital because let's face it:

The in-built black & white modes suck on every camera.

Even my beautiful D300.

But what if they didn't….

What if you could get black & white film for your digital camera?

Why then people could automatically get an exposure just like how people did with film! 

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Presenting the Kodak Tri-X Compact Flash Card, designed to get the most film-like quality out of your images without needing to open a can of film.

Actually, truth be told, this is merely an extension of the joke I rigged up on this site last year. Dad didn't have many ideas so he suggested this one to which I replied "but that's just the joke I did last year with a different image".

He agreed… and so I more or less upgraded my idea with some enhancements designed to make it more "real".

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Just like last time, the card looks similar to how the film looked.

But unlike last time, it now sports the temperature it shouldn't be left at, some extra coding for real authenticity, as well as an expiration date.

You can't have film without an expiration date! Do you know what happens to film that's gone and expired?

…well no one really knows. We can't really predict. As an interesting aside, here's what happens when you use a fresh Tri-X CF card…

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…and here's what happens when you use a Tri-X CF card that's past its expiration date…

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Mmm… streaky goodness.

And here's the CF cards one more time up nice & close in case you wanted to see how much detail I stuck in there.

If you click on this image to make it bigger, you might even notice the extra paper grain I added into the label!