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Free advertising at a realistic price (free)
Monday, April 14th, 2008
I saw this the other day so I'm giving it free advertising… for making me laugh.
In case you're looking for property, it's in Surry Hills across from Opera Australia. He wants a realistic price… which is a shame because I like fictional prices.
I'd say "FREE" is pretty reasonable for me.
Although not very realistic.
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Rudolph’s outta gas…
Monday, December 24th, 2007
I swear I never thought I'd say this but…
Rudolph's outta gas.
That burrito munching, prune juice guzzling freak of a reindeer must have taken my advice and started munching on the Mylanta and eggplant because he is seriously out of gas.
So, if you got my SMS, consider yourself in the lucky few who knows your presents might be a bit delayed.
And if you didn't, here's what it was:
Ho ho ho! Merry Christm- ah crap. The reindeer won't start. Someone call the NRMA. Christmas presents might be a few hours late…
Happy Chanukaristmas everybody!
Now someone needs to find me three ho's…
Tags: chanukristmas, santa
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Eclipse of the heart
Tuesday, August 28th, 2007
It should be known that I don't like the "Total Eclipse Of The Heart" song very much. It's not the best song.
Click the image to see it bigger!
But when you're describing a moon that's gone blood red during an eclipse, "eclipse of the heart" is a somewhat accurate statement since the moon has adopted features of the heart like it's colour while it goes through an eclipse.
Click the image to see it bigger!
It also should be known that I try to not to ever miss a lunar eclipse. Something about it drives me. I started looking at them with Dad when I was living in California from maybe the age of 9 or 10… I don't think I've missed one yet.
Hit the "to be continued" bit for more pictures. 
Tags: astronomy, Photography
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Mmm… shoes…
Friday, May 25th, 2007
I’m going to do something I don’t normally do… I’m going to post an image on my blog that doesn’t belong to me.
Why? Because I must have these!!!
[img]http://www.converse.com/LiveFiles/1/2390/1X237_400.jpg[/img]
They are [url=http://www.converse.com/zproductdetails.asp?zcatid=2&zsubcatid=3&zgenid=&sku=1X237&bhcp=1#]some of the coolest Cons[/url] I’ve ever seen… and knowing my luck they probably won’t be sold here. 
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Your best friend.
Tuesday, May 15th, 2007
Just in case you thought you were getting away from me for a day, here I am with another useless fact (It’s still technically Tuesday for me as I haven’t gone to bed yet).
Actually, this one is useful as it pays homage to a brilliant man… though mind you, he is the reason why I’m being hunted by a two-digit number… but still, brilliant man nonetheless.
Anyway, next Friday is [url=http://www.towelday.kojv.net/]Towel Day![/url]
Yes, Towel Day lets your fellow travelers know that you know the rules of the universe because you have your towel with you. It’s your best friend. It’ll help you when you least expect it. You can use it as a pillow on a bus, or dry yourself off on a quick lunch time swim at the beach, or even offer it to a girl so that she may rub it all over her naughty bits… but make sure you get it back as you should never leave without your towel.
So make sure to bring it next Friday so you can let everyone know that you are an intergalactic hitchhiker (and that you’re paying homage to [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_Adams]the man behind The Guide[/url]).
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