Damn you RHP. Damn you to hell.

While I sit here and download ridiculously large amounts of porn as if my hands were the vaginal lips and the web was a massive studded vibrator, I realise that I'm probably going to shell out another random 50 bucks for another even more random subscription to RedHotPie.

Not that it did anything last time. I met a girl once and nothing resulted. 

Hell, we rarely speak at all and we didn't even have sex. Geeze.

I can talk to girls in real life but I can't seem to get any of them remotely interested in me for anything other than the words I have to say.

Or my Santa hat.

*sigh* 

Tags: dating sites

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