Who does your pussy look like?

I’ve just watched part of a hentai anime called [url=http://www.animeondvd.com/reviews2/disc_reviews/4937.php]”Desperate Carnal Housewives”[/url]. It’s a hentai set on the premise of luring 3 hot animated mums to a meeting with a teacher and the principal’s brother for some… new… teachings… of sorts.

Anyway… two really weird points in it.

1. There seems to be an obsession with rape or rape-ish situations in it. Like the virgin who is raped and bleeds profusely. Or the housewife who is forced to have anal sex and bleeds profusely. Or the… for Christ sakes… it goes on and on like this. Rape rape rape rape rape. How are these girls desperate if you’re just going to rape them.

Settle, Leigh. They’re animated.

…

Fuck it. How would Nemo feel if he were violated repeatedly the shark from Finding Nemo… nevermind that Bruce’s cock is probably 20 times the size of Nemo, how the fuck would he feel to be violated in such a way.

We have to stop the animated rape, people. Get the artist to consent. Shit.

That’s a really serious note I’ve had to drop on this blog, and that’s a shame.

Because now it’s going to lessen the impact of point 2.

2. [b]What the fuck is up with the shape of the pussy hair in this fucking film?[/b]
[i]I say fucking film with a degree of accuracy… it’s a film mostly made up of fucking… animated fucking, yes, but fucking still…[/i]

Seriously… what is up with the pussy hair shape?! What girl has their hair looking like fucking Guile from Street Fighter 2! Champion Edition. Hyper Tournament. That sort of shit.
And strangely, as if they’re caught in some sort of weird-shit-o-metre-world with a mass-fucking-vortex on it, EVERYONE seems to have the same fucking hair doo…

Was there some sort of sale down at the pussy styling salon that week? The vaginal stylist had an all-nighter where they’d played far too much Street Fighter on their Xbox 360 and suddenly they felt a need — a desire, an impulsive urge — to make Guile’s hair-style into a vaginal hair treatment?

Christ… are these girls even aware that they’ve put Jean Claude Van Damme on their pubic regions? Fuck.

He’s going to kill me for saying that. I’m already dead. This explains the red dot on my forehead that I can’t see because while there’s a mirror on my door, I’m too lazy to rotate my eyes a few degrees to the right to see if there really is a red dot, but regardless, there’s a red dot and now my brains are going to be splattered all over the monitor in a Guile pattern.

Fuck. It’s all over.

Anyway, now that it’s all over, it’s time for you to look at your vaginas (or your manginas) and tell me… who do they look like?

There won’t be a prize except for feeling like an absolutely amazing tosser that you worked out what your private region looked like… if it ends up looking like Tom Hanks, we might just have to find a way to save your privates.